Subs & Fees breakdown and ASFA questions

Part1:
Would it be possible to have the breakdown of how our subs are calculated?
I believe most of it is for the grounds and some of it is for referees?
Last season we didn't have referees for most of the games.
Hence my question... are we not entitled to a ref when its incorporated in to our subs?

Part 2:
Is it fair to assume that the home team is responsible for providing access to a changing room and access to a shower with running water? Or are these things considered a luxury?

Part 3:
Can a team refuse to play on a paddock full of dog shite? Whos responsibility is it to ensure that the paddock is devoid of turds? The ref? The home team?

Part 4:
Can ASFA please email all club captains and remind them its against the law to smoke cannabis. And please an extra special email to this effect to a certain ManU supporters team. What grown men do in their sheds at home is their business... but please not on the sidelines when families are about.  

...or you can always exercise your basic right...you can
**** off back to where you squirted from...

Your manager would have received the breakdown of fees at the AGM so if you'd like to know where the fees go, please feel free to ask him...

Council grounds should have changing facilities and warm showers; if not, ask your manager to contact the council and find out why they are locked/not working/non-existent. If they are non-existent then ask your manager to choose a ground with these facilities; it's better to do this before the season starts so as not to screw up the draw...

A team cannot refuse to play a game because someone's dog has fouled the grass. It is generally not the responsibility of the manager or the referee to remove the turds; the ASFA Executive Committee has a special cleaning crew on hand to be appointed to any ground in the Auckland region at a moment's notice. They come fully-equipped with a bucket, shovel, bin bags and 'pine-fresh' disinfectant to ensure your playing surface is in perfect tip-top condition. The cleaning crew can also get out their heavy-duty roller to flatten out the playing surface, taking special consideration around the goal mouths. They also have a tin of white paint and a very long ruler to ensure the lines are fully visible, too. And, if you ask them nicely, they may even offer you an 'end-of-game' massage to soothe away all those aches and pains...

As for smoking illicit substances on the sidelines, the ASFA actually has a special 'slush-fund' set up, where we finance and grow our own cannabis to on-sell to any team wishing to partake in this common kiwi pastime... (this is all actually not true...)

...If you see people smoking weed and drinking alcohol on the sidelines, go up to them and tell them to stop; you don't need your big ugly Uncle ASFA to tell them for you...

call the council for showers
suck it up and bring a plastic bag for the dog turds
call the cops about the weed

all pretty common sense

...yeah sub boy, go up and tell them, man up, or better still,
go up and ask for a toke and a beer, and be a kiwi man too...
you are in Kiwi now, yuh know..